Archive for the ‘Random Rants’ Category

UK and Northern Ireland

March 23, 2009

I have never really looked at the UK map very carefully before. Today when I inspected it for the first time (seriously) after hearing the tragic news about some unfortunate police officers getting killed, something strikes me really hard:  it appears strange that the Island of Ireland is spitted into two parts and the Northern Ireland is under Britain’s rule. How interesting! No wonder the IRA always wanted to free Northern Ireland from the UK. No matter what, I see this intention much better justified than “freeing” Tibet from China, at least the Tibet plateau doesn’t have a body of water that separates itself from the rest of the China’s territory.

Maybe some day someone from the Republican splinter groups or the IRA could get a Nobel Peace Prize and what not for instigating a freedom war. History will always mock people to whom the ultimate stupidity always belongs. So I am keeping my fingers crossed….

Is this karma?

March 20, 2009

If the navy ships and subs stayed clear of other countries’ coast, would this ever happen? Were they trying to catch the pirates near Iran? Where is the world’s most powerful navy when they are really needed? I don’t know about anything else, but the countries near the Strait of Hormuz should at least sue the US for polluting their beaches.

WMH – Weapons of Mass Humiliation?

February 5, 2009

The first casualty of a shoe: finally the Israeli ambassador to Sweden was indeed hit by a shoe, together with books and stuff.

So I predict: in future lecture halls, theaters, news conferences, and wherever when whoever gives talks or something alike, shoe-wearing will be banned, just like Arabic people taking off shoes before entering mosques, Japanese people taking off shoes before entering houses. Speaking of which, I have to say that the Japanese people had visions, they’d foreseen what was going to happen when the world turned into the 21st century.

If that’s not enough, people all need to pass a metal detector gate strip naked and have their rear checked, so there are no shoes, belt, glasses, scarf, underwear or something hidden that can be thrown with. Then everyone is handed with a bath towel (small enough so both hands have to cling to it all the time) before they enter any public speeches. What would that be called, paradise!

But the thing is, will anybody instigate another war to eliminate the WMH???

Thanks to then Pres. Bush, who started it all.

Copycat

February 2, 2009

Bush was shoed in Iraq, so this white fellow wanted to use the same Arabic way to insult a Chinese man? The Egypt-based journalist should sue this guy for the action of piracy. By the way, what’s the point, dummy?

Anyhow, this piece of news surely is very entertaining and it almost made my day!

Go on and on….

February 2, 2009

Here comes another dickhead. Embarrassed? I think not, that’s makeup for shamelessness.

Porn, in the name of Science

January 29, 2009

CNN report

What did I say two days ago?

I only have one word: bastard!

In doing so, this SOB obviously has put the reputation of NSF at risk, although not necessarily to the $$ this agency is getting to fund REAL science, but surely many “faithful” people will have one more excuse to fiddle with it.

This leads to one question: what comes next, NIH, NASA, or EPA, to name a few?

More sarcastic comments here.

A dangerous trend…

January 27, 2009

There was a wife cheater who intended to run for the top office in this country months ago. Unfortunately (or fortunately, to his cancerous wife?) he was caught on tape by the paparazzi and his political bid didn’t make through thank goodness.  Now the new treasury secretary was delinquent on income taxes but he won approval from the congress by simply admitting that he “…made mistakes….”, what the hell?!

I am speechless….

This leaves me wonder whether so-called “moral authority” indeed exists in people that run public offices.

What do we expect next, a polygamist, or better yet a child molester? Speaking of which, these two goddamn priests made me laugh….

Crane fights with clam

January 3, 2009

A good treat for the fisherman….

Conspiracy?

December 2, 2008

India’s 9/11. Who was Behind the Mumbai Attacks?

I don’t know about that, but demanding Pakistan to hand in those “wanted” people does seem ridiculous. So the next war is goign to be unveiled with a Pakistani version Taliban. I am keeping my fingers crossed.

What’s the fuss?

November 28, 2008

‘Taiwan spy’ executed by Beijing

Weirdos from the US and EU, execution of a spy needs approval from them, what’s their logic? Every year when they accuse spies working for China, has anyone bothered to check what the Chinese would think? Let alone this time it’s a Chinese citizen who was sentenced. I think that’s well deserved….